Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…
Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses
because that’s amazing
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is that devito?
this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new
I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law
this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home
my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
I think I’ll try defying gravity…
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands. it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.
The absence of women in history is man made.
The male ego is so fragile.
bless u spideybutt