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lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

1 minute ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 334,440 notes
chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law



this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

chickenyaoi:

johnathanwall:

babygonzo:

downsouf:

is that devito?

this is the baby I was talking about. it’s too new

I want whoever did this babies eyebrows prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

this is the funniest post on tumblr.com everyone go home

12 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,726 notes

saddestblogger:

saddestblogger:

my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score

i shit you not

image

13 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 66,259 notes
13 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 319,926 notes

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

14 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 153,498 notes
fuckyeahmelancholy:

I think I’ll try defying gravity…

fuckyeahmelancholy:

I think I’ll try defying gravity…

15 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 101,765 notes

somefancyname:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

15 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 10 notes
fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

15 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 21,422 notes
audio-sexual:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

The male ego is so fragile.

audio-sexual:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

The male ego is so fragile.

16 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 80,357 notes

tricksterity:

 

bless u spideybutt

17 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 110,560 notes