boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

articpolar:

tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers

camuizuuki:

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

omg

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

meggitthemaggot:

piledriverswaltz:

why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes

are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law

probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.

ollivander:

he really wanted my drink